Flutes ‘stained with bodily fluids from a man’ issued to California school children
After “a man’s bodily fluids” were observed on a batch of flutes distributed to elementary school children in California, the instruments were recalled and an apology issued. The contaminated flutes are variously described as “stained” or “containing” the mysterious fluid, which the media does not identify.
The flutes were made of PVC plastic pipes and a single cork and had an exterior that could be decorated, district officials said. The individual, who has not been identified, is an independent contractor. The individual was not an employee of the affected districts in Orange County and worked in several school districts in Southern California. …”We have been informed that an independent contractor who was providing a musical enrichment program to grade five classes at Courrèges Elementary School, in June 2017, gave students potentially fluid-contaminated flutes/recorders. injuries,” Fountain Valley School District superintendent Mark Johnson said in an email. The California Department of Justice is investigating the suspect, as is the United States Postal Inspection Service, although it is not immediately clear why.
The ‘inappropriate and unsanitary’ body fluid has been described as ‘deeply upsetting to our families’, but school authorities say families are ‘perhaps asking for more details than we can provide’, meaning it is definitively fuck.
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— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) January 1, 2017